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A victory for excessive internet redundancy.Questions? Comments? Monster?
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A victory for excessive internet redundancy.Questions? Comments? Monster?
Click here to ask me a question through this here internets!more space for whatever
I'm effing boring on Twitter. Also, my username there is @EffingBoringfollowing
Matt Momchilov - Say It, 2010
Acrylic on canvas
14 in. x 18 in.TRIFECTA
(Source: nopersonalityinmicheymouse)
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
men of tumblr
do your duty
sweet jesusnfakhf;alfj
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
(Source: flightlessmajesty)
Feminist marriage is a three-way contract between two women and government. Most women will have children, and few women can afford or will go to the extreme of using artificial insemination to achieve pregnancy. Government is the automatic third party collecting “child support” entitlements for children born in these marriages.
Children will be born of extramarital affairs backed by welfare guarantees and child support entitlements. Feminist marriages are automatically entitled with many tax-free, governmental income sources for having children.
Feminist marriage is a marriage between any two women and the welfare state. It constitutes a powerful feminist takeover of marriage by government, and places the NOW in the position of dictating government policy as a matter of “feminist Constitutional rights.”
Feminist marriage will be far more attractive to women than heterosexual marriage. Sexual orientation does not matter when two women marry and become “married room-mates.” They can still have as many boyfriends as they want and capture the richest ones for baby-daddies by “forgetting” to use their invisible forms of birth control. On average, a feminist marriage will have at least four income sources, two of them tax-free, plus backup welfare entitlements.
Feminist marriage is government-sponsored serial polyandry, uniquely enriched by one or more substantial income sources not available to the other two planned subordinate classes of marriage.
The Center for Marriage Policy : Why Same-sex marriage is unconstitutional
(via greaterthanlapsed
Honestly, this sounds way more dope than any ‘traditional’ marriage I could have hoped for. Sign me the fuck up.
Guys, I know I haven’t posted since I moved to Portland. Even though you asked me so nicely to just keep talking about my life, as if people care or something.
I’m really, really busy with something. And I’m trying to figure out how I Portland. Also, as you might have noticed, “this is a cool/funny/pretty thing I saw today” picture posts are not my steez. I love y’all’s, that’s why I follow you. But it’s not my thing.
Anyway, the point is that yesterday was my birthday and I got myself a kitten. And Bridget, his name is Gregory.
ETA: That’s my brother holding Gregory. I convinced him to move to Portland with me, and he rules for doing just that. And other things. But Internet, meet my bro. And Gregory.
Further ETA: I did bring my other cat (sometimes called Freddie or Bastard Guy or Kenneth) to Portland as well (I left the awful one in Brooklyn with Aziz). Freddie/BG/Kenneth hasn’t met Gregory yet. Maybe I’ll post pictures of that event too.
Rachel: videochat madwoman, or the maddest video chatwoman?
How’s being on different coasts? We’re doing okay.
This is exactly how fucking serious I am about cats. (via thedailywhat)
Things I did not comment on this status:
…as much as I wish I’d taken this with a better camera, I’m really glad I thought to do it at all :)
Also, not that we didn’t before, but now Rachel and I have to make an album.
Mom’s yard in winter (top), in spring (middle), yesterday (bottom). The trees in the photo are about 10 yards from my mom’s bedroom.
Mom’s okay, but the house you can kinda see across the river in the second photo is gone, except for the clothing and debris that are on mom’s lawn. She’s understandably in shock.
Hope all you Vermonters are okay. Nature, man.
(East Arlington, VT - Roaring Branch River)
