January 2012
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December 2011
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“Feminist marriage is a three-way contract between two women and government. ...”
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The Center for Marriage Policy : Why Same-sex marriage is unconstitutional
(via greaterthanlapsed
Honestly, this sounds way more dope than any ‘traditional’ marriage I could have hoped for. Sign me the fuck up.
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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ENDLESS BEEFRANCK
BEEFRANCK, the sun never shone upon our love before until there was BEEFRANCK until you- from me to you, sweet cuddly BEEFRANCK — we’ve had a lifetime of BEEFRANCK Endless BEEFRANCK will always flow, for all we know (for all we know!) BEEFRANCK from the first day I knew your name I never knew love was the same (never knew love was the same)
Hopin’ to find sweet BEEFRANCK on the...
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This dude? This dude right here needs a roommate.
Don’t worry. He’s still my all-time favorite dude. But (and I’ll elaborate on this later), I have to move very far away and he can’t come with me. At least, not until the school year is over— he is a freakin’ dedicated science teacher, y’all. Since we’ve lived together for more than 5 years, this separation thing sucks a great deal.
But you could...
July 2011
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Every time I see a photo of John Boehner, I want...
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AUUGHHHH HOW IS THIS POSSIBLEEEE
(Please do not write me a message about how Amazon has a distribution center in NJ because I know how this is actually possible, but it doesn’t change the fact that I WANT TO BE READING THIS RIGHT NOW)
greaterthanlapsed:
dirtyblossom:
actualmichelebachmannquotes:
“Rape is bad. No one’s denying that, but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to punish a child by aborting it. When it comes to having your body used against your will, wouldn’t you rather it be a baby than some brown person in a ski mask?”
—Michele Bachmann, 2009 speech at a battered women’s shelter in Winterport, ME.
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That awkward moment when you want to start a blog.
Yeah, I know.
I’ve got a fairly large container garden in Brooklyn. For some reason I feel this needs documenting, along with my thoughts on it as the season progresses and I hopefully get my n00b urban farmer yellow belt at the end. Pretty sure I’m the only hipster dumbass in Brooklyn with an oh-so-special container garden. So, obviously, blog.
What platform are the kids using these...
Percolate: The Microblogging Platform Where Tumblr... →
nostrich:
But Brier’s espresso sipping is apropos for a different reason. The Barbarian Group veteran, founder of Brand Tags, and No. 59 on Fast Company’s Most Creative People list is taking me through his new startup, Percolate, which, as Brier explains, is all about coffee.
Ok. I’m listening.
Percolate, currently in its “double secret alpha” version, is a blogging platform that provides...
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JUST PRESS PLAY
“The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the...”
– Thomas Jefferson (via dirtyblossom)
June 2011
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What I Imagine "Game Of Thrones" Is Like Based On...
meganamram:
The sun rises over a castle, a castle made of swords and pegasuses and gargoyles shaped like dongs. In the distance, 100 concubines have sex with their sisters and step-dads.
EDDARD STARK: I, Eddard Stark, am a warrior of the Dawn-Dune. I have bedded many lady-women in the dew of Beowulf’s May-Pole.
LORD PATYR “LITTLEFINGER” BAELISH: I, Lord Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish, have blood...
“People complaining about a 1 year wait? Oh my sweet summer child. What do you...”
– - Some person comment on youtube (via ranggiana)
Sense and well written sentences on MY youtube? What is this fuckery?
(via winteriscomingbitch)
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“[A]t that time, Wu-Tang songs never had a title that had anything to do with the...”
– Method Man
(from this fascinating article about the making of Biggie’s Ready to Die. Found via this article on RapGenius, which is probably my favorite new-to-me website of the year so far.)
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May 2011
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jimmymarks replied to your photo:RETALKING WHAT IS THAT LIKE RETWEETING BUT WITH…
Do you work in finance? I know David and Ron Shevlin…
Kinda! If you know the author of that tweet, don’t tell him I made fun of him. Also, give me a way I can contact you privately, because I don’t want to embarrass my employer by publicly admitting I work for them. Not that it’s a secret;...
“Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...”
– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via sexisnottheenemy)
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Confession: _Jaws_ was never my scene
And you know what comes next.
(right?)
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April 2011
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badromancenovels:
“Everything you see and feel is real, milady,” my knight says, caressing my bare back with his hands. “That, I promise you. If you desire proof, you only need consider the three very real climaxes you just had in your lady-softness.”
My eyes fly wide. “How did you know I came three times?”
He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she wrapped round my...
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You're the worst.
Dear Republicans shutting down the government over women’s health, It is my sincere hope that you are breeding a generation of Progressives who would sooner spit on you than try to “forge a bipartisan compromise” or other such nonsense. Current Democrats in Congress don’t know this (since you’re really just cut of the same cloth), but my generation of true progressive...