or something.

Dear Republicans shutting down the government over women’s health,

It is my sincere hope that you are breeding a generation of Progressives who would sooner spit on you than try to “forge a bipartisan compromise” or other such nonsense. Current Democrats in Congress don’t know this (since you’re really just cut of the same cloth), but my generation of true progressive lawmakers will steamroll over you like the worthless, selfish, bigoted puppets of industry you are. Cheers! You’ve earned it.

<3,
Rachel

PS, When *I’m* elected to Congress, you’ll receive mandatory taxpayer-funded gay Muslim immigrant abortions, you ignorant fucks.