or something.

badromancenovels:

“Everything you see and feel is real, milady,” my knight says, caressing my bare back with his hands. “That, I promise you. If you desire proof, you only need consider the three very real climaxes you just had in your lady-softness.”

My eyes fly wide. “How did you know I came three times?”

He grins wider. “Your lady-softness told me herself when she wrapped round my codpiece.”

Knight Moves - Jamaica Layne (Submitted by teacupbandit)

I am in the wrong business.

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    I wonder what kind of violence I would be subjected to if I ever referred to a woman’s vagina as her “lady-softness”...
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    That is one of the best reviews in the history of ever.
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    Hey everyone, do yourselfs a favor...read this hilarious review of that horrible book. It
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    Lady-Softness and the Codpieces is my new fake band name.
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    YOUR LADY-SOFTNESS YOUR LADY-SOFTNESS YOUR LADY-SOFTNESS
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    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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    Oh god. LADY-SOFTNESS! This is terrible. I knew it was going to hurt at “milady,” but I wasn’t expecting this.
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    This one. This is the best one.
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