“Rape is bad. No one’s denying that, but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to punish a child by aborting it. When it comes to having your body used against your will, wouldn’t you rather it be a baby than some brown person in a ski mask?”—Michele Bachmann, 2009 speech at a battered women’s shelter in Winterport, ME.
You can’t fucking satire Michele Bachmann. Please stop trying to satirize things that already are too absurd for the laws of physics and logic. You just end up confusing well-intentioned folks who are trying to maintain a healthy and reasonable fear of this woman. Either that, or you’re an effective right wing troll of people who are already too beleaguered by rage and despair to do a Google search. Well done?
Or maybe you’re trolling ME, the person who is like HEY GUYS CALM DOWN OKAY THIS IS FAKE I KNOW BECAUSE I USED THE INTERNET.
I’m going to lie down.
