This dude? This dude right here needs a roommate.
Don’t worry. He’s still my all-time favorite dude. But (and I’ll elaborate on this later), I have to move very far away and he can’t come with me. At least, not until the school year is over— he is a freakin’ dedicated science teacher, y’all. Since we’ve lived together for more than 5 years, this separation thing sucks a great deal.
But you could help make it suck less for us! We have a two bedroom apartment so that we could have guests or the occasional glimpse of our favorite Red Square. This is a luxury we can no longer support, much as it pains us. We’d be greatly thankful if you or someone you know and love want to live with this wonderful guy and our shitty cat for the next 10 months or so, in a cool part of Bed-Stuy with lots to do. Please get at me.
Also I’ll have a going away party soon. I love you New York guys, even though I never see you. This means you. Yes you.
ETA: Ideally, new roomie would move in Oct. 1, but you can also move in ASAP. We’re flexible for the right person.
